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A Sound Theory on the Virtue of Beer
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is
hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain
cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally
it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption
of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient
machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers, and that's why beer is
so GOOD for you!